Top Ten Things Overheard at Beth Immanuel

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10: This would be a great place if it weren’t for the leadership and all the laity.
9: I’m not even Jewish.

8. No matter where you are on the kosher(Hebrew) proper, permitted by Jewish law. Often used to describe food that it is permissible to eat. continuum.
7. If I had my druthers.
6. Maybe this is lashon hora, but …
5. We will be making a few small changes to the liturgy.
4. We put the “mess” back in Messianic
3. You could do a lot worse.
2. We’ve been given another day.
1. There is no difficulty here.

Submitted by D. T. Lancaster on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 15:56